Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Melee a big enemy.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Achievement is your middle name.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Meet a powerful granny.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Party like it's 199.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
